What...do Bay Bares do?
Hmmm...would that be "what" as in "what do we do for a living"? Just about everything, but we'd rather not talk about work.

Oh - you mean what do we do for fun! Well, that's what we're all about! We love fun so much we had to build a 40-acre park just to play in. It may seem a little crazy at first, but it's a matter of attitude. A place to forget about whatever problems are on your mind, and just enjoy life for awhile. One very popular motto around here is "Leave it at the gate", in other words, leave your troubles behind you.

Once inside, you may find you have no choice. Naturists are notoriously laid back to begin with, and our specialty around here is making adults into kids again. Where else you gonna find half a dozen 40-somethings engaged in a water pistol fight? If you're an introvert when you get here, you may well be a free spirit by the time you leave. Bay Bares, indeed, naturism in general, has a way of changing people's outlook on life.

It doesn't matter who you are or where you come from. No time is wasted around here on making appearances or false pretenses. We have nothing to hide. Time here is spent splashing around in a lively game of water volleyball, or just lying back to soak up some of that luscious Florida sunshine. When was the last time you hiked nude through a forest, the way our ancestors did, and as nature intended? Sound a little too tame? Fine, then why not run around the woods, ducking behind trees in a heated game of laser tag with your kids?

Call us a big bunch of overgrown children if you want. We're just having fun frolicking in the sun, and we know for a fact that one thing we are not is boring. What do Bay Bares do? Play like most folks would want to on their day off, I guess. We just enjoy it more.

Summer fun - Water volleyball! Summer fun. Water volleyball.


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